Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.The German man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.
'The man shouts back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.
'The German man says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.
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Oh poppa...you crack me up. You sure my dad has not rubbed off on you a little in all these years ;-)
Lauren
Lauren, I am the original. Jay is a counterfeit copy. Ha.
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