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Monday, December 1, 2008

Christmas 2008

CHRISTMAS 2008
Since my candidates did not win the election, I woke up November 5 with a BAH_HUMBUG attitude. The thought of Christmas was not on my mind, only how sorry I felt for myself , John and Sarah. What a blow it must have been for them after working so hard.
But now it is December. Jingle Bells is playing every where. Salvation Army pots are in front of every store I go to. We got our first Christmas card on November 29. My e-mail box is full of "once -in-a-lifetime" bargains from Best Buy, Walmart, Kohls, JC Penney, Macys, Dillards and Home Depot.
Things seem normal for December as I lay down for my afternoon nap. I don’t want to miss my nap because science has determined that naps improve your memory and I need all the help I can get.
Then again, I need to forget some things. Things like Obama appointing his bitter enemy Hilliary Rotten Clinton as Secretary of State for the United States of America.
Makes me wonder. As Hill travels around the world spreading good cheer, will Willie accompany her or will he be left to plow for himself?
ORRRRRRRR!!!!!!! Will Willie replace Hill as the Senator from New York??? Wow! What a racket!!. Willie now draws pay as ex-President plus an unlimited stipend. When Hill retires as Senator, she will draw her Senate pay plus Secretary of State pay and Willie will start drawing Senate pay, also. THIS HAS TO BE THE ULTIMATE IN DOUBLE-DIPPING!!!!!!
I think I am going to be sick. Long live medicare.
Christmas may not be merry.
Maybe it will help if I STOP taking naps.