Greetings to our sheep, update

August 11, 2011


Greetings to our Sheep Update.
It has come to our attention that some of you have developed characteristics
somewhat foreign to the meek, benign and docile reputation you Sheep have
exhibited for so long.
Reports have reached us that some of you are straying off, ignoring your kindly Shepherd. Even the sheep dogs we provided to watch over you, guide you and protect you are being attacked by some ungrateful and angry sheep.

This situation is incomprehensible and cannot be tolerated. Beginning immediately we have instructed the Wool Gathering Dept. to replace the nice, loving, caring sheep dogs with pit bulls specifically trained to “gather in the strays”, so to speak.

Also, we will be tripling the number of shepherds and change the wool shearing schedule from monthly to bi-weekly. Tripling the shepherds will help reduce the un-employment rate which is good. Unfortunately, we have to have more wool to pay them.
Always remember, your benevolent FG knows what is best for you. We are all wise, all knowing, all caring, and compassionate.